Lottery=Muffins

Winning the Lottery is like eating a nice batch of assorted muffins from Costco. Before you even rip off the shrink-wrap, your mind is already processing the thousands of variations which to eat the muffins. Blueberry, Poppy seed, then the Double Chocolate Chip. No…wait….Blueberry, Double Chocolate Chip, then the gross banana nut with pecans on them, followed by a great poppy seed to make up for the nasty one previous… no…Cut up 4 different muffins into quarters, then take a quarter from each, mash it together and eat it like an apple! Yeah, that's it! An apple shaped-mashed muffin of ecstasy!!! And that’s kind of what the lottery is like.